Whimsical Tales

Nirvana under the Bodh Tree

Johan Johansson was your average Scandinavian – straight out of Hitler’s masturbatory bedside catalogue of mythical Aryans, with his polar-bear-peroxide-blond hair and his cerulean-blue-whale eyes. Unfortunately, Johan was depressed – mainly because he had oodles […]

Whimsical Tales

The Day Beauty Died

Rambunctious Ramu had climbed up the ladder of juvenile delinquency and, ensconced comfortably on the top rung, had been pelting people with pellets of peevish outbursts. The silver spoon he was born with was used […]

Whimsical Tales

Mr Kookarut’s Motley Ink Heart

  Mr. Kookarut had been informed by all and sundry that he had no heart and that his personality was as rugged as a Scandinavian backpacker’s sleeping bag and just as misshapen. He would harrumph […]